I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun.

- Barnabas

Without grace there is no hope, but with it there is no shortage.

- Barnabas

I have already prepared my counter proposal. It reads thusly: you may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedl…

- Barnabas

Family is the only real wealth.

- Barnabas

It is said that blood is thicker than water. It is what joins us, binds us, curses us.

- Barnabas

Some men live their lives terrified. Terrified of the night and all that is dark. I will live my life eternally in fear of the light of day.

- Barnabas

There was much bitterness in the family. There were even those who would liked to have considered Barnabas Collins dead. But he lived on. He lived on…

- Barnabas

They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.

- Barnabas

Love means never having to say you're sorry. However, it is with sincere regret that I must now kill all of you.

- Barnabas