You know the Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: "Did he have passion?"

- Jeremy Piven

Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a freshman, so its pr…

- Jeremy Piven

I'm just mystified and fascinated by women, and I'm still single. Hence all of that, and the fact that I celebrate them so much, I understand that I'…

- Jeremy Piven

If someone mistakes your kindness for weakness, that's their fault - not yours. And it's OK to be a decent human being in this life.

- Jeremy Piven

Sometimes - this is a tough one - not everyone can handle the truth. Sometimes you have to take a beat. But if you can take that beat, and take the h…

- Jeremy Piven

What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.

- Jeremy Piven

People need to know you have to walk through that rejection, and it's only going to fuel you. If you can somehow look at it like it's a gift, you're …

- Jeremy Piven

I want to be radical on the inside, but not on the outside.

- Jeremy Piven

If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.

- Jeremy Piven