I'm always alone. Sad face emoticon.

- Al Madrigal

You grow up real quick, a half-Mexican in a sailor's suit, because I'd be riding the streetcar to school everyday - minding my own business, humming …

- Al Madrigal

We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this woman down a murky hallway, and then witho…

- Al Madrigal

Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.

- Al Madrigal

My primary responsibility is to be funny.

- Al Madrigal

Don't bring your sand toys to the park. That's another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I'm on the Vicodin and a little weed too - let's face …

- Al Madrigal

I'm half-Mexican - get used to it 'cause in about five to 10 years, you're all gonna be related to one. Whether you like it or not, no matter how muc…

- Al Madrigal

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.

- Al Madrigal

The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.

- Al Madrigal