I'm from Arizona where I feel like our history, as a state, is so young in comparison to some of these wonderful southern cities and towns.

- Janet Varney

No. 1 music event in 1998? 'Weird Al gets LASIK to cure his myopia. At the same time, he grows out his hair and shaves his mustache, drastically chan…

- Janet Varney

Quaintness is creepy. So let's maximize that.

- Janet Varney