I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?
I love making stuff. There's a joy in having the first molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only kn… - Mike Myers
I love making stuff. There's a joy in having the first molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only kn…
- Mike Myers
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day. - Mike Myers
Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
Enlightenment is lightening up. - Mike Myers
Enlightenment is lightening up.
Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again. - Mike Myers
Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.
I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly. - Mike Myers
I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago. - Mike Myers
If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.
The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens. - Mike Myers
The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.
While it is nice to be discovered, it's much better to discover yourself. - Mike Myers
While it is nice to be discovered, it's much better to discover yourself.
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