I'm a very big Notorious B.I.G. fan and I do an imitation of him that always cracks everybody up.

- Gene Ween

I can't take any more white boys noodling around on their guitars.

- Gene Ween

Not after the big bust in '92, there's no big drug lifestyle anymore. I can't talk about it. Pretty ugly.

- Gene Ween

I want to sound like Christopher Cross in another ten years, and be totally proud of it.

- Gene Ween

We are going to put out a boxed set thing, but I don't want to do it yet. I want to wait until we're 45 and we're bitter and broke. Then, we'll put o…

- Gene Ween

I was never into smart college boy music.

- Gene Ween

We sold a certain, steady amount of product for them and they could count on it. When it came time to ask for the money for this new record, they dro…

- Gene Ween

My decision to leave 'Ween', however interpreted, was absolutely not made in haste.

- Gene Ween

Ninety-nine per cent of opening bands stink.

- Gene Ween