I'm dead, not impotent. Nasty rumors like that must be squashed before they gain momentum. Feel free to emphasize how very functional I am.
I live to serve. except the part about living... - Rachel Vincent
I live to serve. except the part about living...
- Rachel Vincent
What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only? - Rachel Vincent
What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?
You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot. - Rachel Vincent
You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.
...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor. - Rachel Vincent
...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker. - Rachel Vincent
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
If this had ever happened before, it couldn't be happening now. That's what they mean by 'once in a lifetime'. - Rachel Vincent
If this had ever happened before, it couldn't be happening now. That's what they mean by 'once in a lifetime'.
Like I'm going to pass up an opportunity to smack your cousin. - Rachel Vincent
Like I'm going to pass up an opportunity to smack your cousin.
Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words. - Rachel Vincent
Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.
I got more than I bargained for with him, too. Much more. I know he’s completely different now, but he was really nice and funny when he was human. B… - Rachel Vincent
I got more than I bargained for with him, too. Much more. I know he’s completely different now, but he was really nice and funny when he was human. B…
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