All I want to do is hit someone in the mouth. It's a whole lot easier than working for a living. Don't make anything noble out of what I do

- Randall Cobb

When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face.

- Randall Cobb

The chaotic theory of education is that you go to college, earn a degree and then that degree may be used in something completely different. It's abo…

- Randall Cobb

I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight - six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.

- Randall Cobb

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

- Randall Cobb

When I went to college, I wanted to major in kinesiology. That's what I wanted to do, but just the way our schedule matched up - our football schedul…

- Randall Cobb

I'm fortunate to have some really great people around me, my fiancee being one, my parents being another. Over the last couple of years, I feel like …

- Randall Cobb

You feel like you're an outcast. You're the old man. I promise you, all the kids, none of them have beards. They all just have a little stubble on th…

- Randall Cobb

You run for forty-five minutes, you train for an hour and a half, and the rest of the time you hang out and talk tough

- Randall Cobb