I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home.
There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode. - Tom Leykis
There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.
- Tom Leykis
When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you! - Tom Leykis
When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!
There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry. - Tom Leykis
There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.
I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldnt have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million … - Tom Leykis
I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldnt have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million …
I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women… - Tom Leykis
I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women…
There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine. - Tom Leykis
There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.
I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is! - Tom Leykis
I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!
Are men shallow? Should we be looking for inner beauty? Ha, ha. - Tom Leykis
Are men shallow? Should we be looking for inner beauty? Ha, ha.
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