If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

- Hal Sparks

Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential.

- Hal Sparks

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

- Hal Sparks

If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if y…

- Hal Sparks

People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You can …

- Hal Sparks

The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and the emotic…

- Hal Sparks

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.

- Hal Sparks

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

- Hal Sparks

If I have anything, it's tenacity.

- Hal Sparks