I'm going to be a great film star. That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.

- Jay Presson Allen

I'm self-centered, inconsiderate, and what was the third adjective? Oh, yes, and I have this infantile fantasy that one day I'll amount to something …

- Jay Presson Allen

Oh, I know I can sing. What I really want to be is an actress.

- Jay Presson Allen

All right. If you insist. I do not sleep with girls. No, no, no, let me be absolutely accurate. I've gone through the motions of sleeping with girls …

- Jay Presson Allen