I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. - Ryan Stiles
- Ryan Stiles
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards. - Ryan Stiles
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon. - Ryan Stiles
We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive! - Ryan Stiles
I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!
Two thongs don't make a right. - Ryan Stiles
Two thongs don't make a right.
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess. - Ryan Stiles
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.
I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982. - Ryan Stiles
I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around. - Ryan Stiles
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey! - Ryan Stiles
The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!
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