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I'm half-Mexican - get used to it 'cause in about five to 10 years, you're all gonna be related to one. Whether you like it or not, no matter how much you prepared your family, you're gonna show up at Thanksgiving one of these years, you're gonna walk in and say, 'Hey! What's happening? Since when did we start serving flan?' Well, what's happening is that somebody's boning a Latino.

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You grow up real quick, a half-Mexican in a sailor's suit, because I'd be riding the streetcar to school everyday - minding my own business, humming …

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Don't bring your sand toys to the park. That's another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I'm on the Vicodin and a little weed too - let's face …

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Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.

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I'm always alone. Sad face emoticon.

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We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this woman down a murky hallway, and then witho…

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I'm half-Mexican - get used to it 'cause in about five to 10 years, you're all gonna be related to one. Whether you like it or not, no matter how muc…

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I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.

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The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.

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My primary responsibility is to be funny.

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