I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.

- Ray Hudson

Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.

- Ray Hudson

Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.

- Ray Hudson

Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.

- Ray Hudson

But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?

- Ray Hudson

Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.

- Ray Hudson

And little blondie says, I want to be like him. I doubt it very much

- Ray Hudson

We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.

- Ray Hudson

Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank

- Ray Hudson