I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

- Drew Carey

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

- Drew Carey

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

- Drew Carey

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

- Drew Carey

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's…

- Drew Carey

When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.

- Drew Carey

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

- Drew Carey

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

- Drew Carey

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

- Drew Carey