I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down his fork and stared at me fo… - David Sedaris
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down his fork and stared at me fo…
- David Sedaris
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. - David Sedaris
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.
Comfort has its place, but it seems rude to visit another country dressed as if you’ve come to mow its lawns. - David Sedaris
Comfort has its place, but it seems rude to visit another country dressed as if you’ve come to mow its lawns.
If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he… - David Sedaris
If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he…
All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique, but I'm afraid that when all is said and done the police are right: it all comes do… - David Sedaris
All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique, but I'm afraid that when all is said and done the police are right: it all comes do…
When asked "What do we need to learn this for?" any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will co… - David Sedaris
When asked "What do we need to learn this for?" any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will co…
I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it ou… - David Sedaris
I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it ou…
Remember that the most important thing is to try and love other people as much as they love you. - David Sedaris
Remember that the most important thing is to try and love other people as much as they love you.
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a … - David Sedaris
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a …
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