I'm clean and dope like heroin soap

- Andy Milonakis

I was a huge Internet junkie.

- Andy Milonakis

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't e…

- Andy Milonakis

I had sadness for breakfast.

- Andy Milonakis

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

- Andy Milonakis

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

- Andy Milonakis

I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after a…

- Andy Milonakis

I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.

- Andy Milonakis

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some dee…

- Andy Milonakis