Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.

- Jenny Eclair

What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything for me. I don'…

- Jenny Eclair

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

- Jenny Eclair

I am best viewed from a distance.

- Jenny Eclair

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

- Jenny Eclair

I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.

- Jenny Eclair

There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, yo…

- Jenny Eclair

Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to h…

- Jenny Eclair

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

- Jenny Eclair