It doesn't matter what I said!

- Santino Marella

I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?

- Santino Marella

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

- Santino Marella

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

- Santino Marella

They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should GO, GO, GO. He likes to hang out in …

- Santino Marella

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

- Santino Marella

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

- Santino Marella

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

- Santino Marella

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

- Santino Marella