If I ever wanted a gnome, I guess Id just stand out on my lawn for a while.

- Johnny Christ

I'm Johnny Christ, and I play the tambourine.

- Johnny Christ

Well, the thing is, I actually have a fear of horses, so I wouldnt make a very good cowboy.

- Johnny Christ

This one time I stayed up way past my bedtime... man that was scary.

- Johnny Christ

True fans stick behind bands through thick and thin and we've been lucky enough to have some amazing fans.

- Johnny Christ

To be invisible so Rev could never find me.

- Johnny Christ