I'm Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I'm Gonna Be a Diamond Someday).

- Billy Joe Shaver

The Devil made me do it the first time - the second time I done it on my own

- Billy Joe Shaver

Woody Pines is the best band I ever heard in my life I swear. I'm their biggest fan now!

- Billy Joe Shaver

Songwriting is the cheapest psychiatrist I know.

- Billy Joe Shaver

You been to school, you say you are a lawyer, you walked out of a magazine. I've been a drifter and a low-life loser, you can learn a lot from me.

- Billy Joe Shaver