I'm just like a giant candy cane, the ladies want to lick me all over.

- Raven

I wanted to have a Vanna White look alike contest here, the only problem was, most of the girls who showed up look like Betty White.

- Raven

I see you got a crew cut...and the crew never came back!

- Raven

I see Sandy Barr got himself a $4 haircut...$1 for each side.

- Raven

I see you have wavey hair....its waveing goodbye!

- Raven