I can change a tire, but I couldn't change a fuse on the computer panel on my car.

- Mike O'Malley

I'm just trying to age as ungracefully as I can in front of the nation.

- Mike O'Malley

I think what good television does well is that it shows characters evolving.

- Mike O'Malley

I have three kids, and I'm a coach for a lot of their sports, so I'm around them a lot, but I see friends of mine with older kids and they don't real…

- Mike O'Malley

A lot of people give actors credit when they gain weight for a role in a drama when they win an Oscar, but when you’re doing a sitcom, people don’t g…

- Mike O'Malley

Politics isn't something that really interested me; I, of course, care about what's going on in the world, but so much of political discourse now is …

- Mike O'Malley