I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do.
One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER! - Si Robertson
One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
- Si Robertson
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. - Si Robertson
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea. - Si Robertson
I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles. - Si Robertson
Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.
Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team. - Si Robertson
Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find. - Si Robertson
A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid - Si Robertson
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that. - Si Robertson
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning - Si Robertson
Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
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