Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid.

- Damon Runyon

He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted.

- Damon Runyon

Growing up in that fashion is a breeding ground for insecurity and doubt; it also leaves you questioning motives. It took me a long time to see the w…

- Damon Runyon

She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet away.

- Damon Runyon

I've failed so many times in my life that my recovery time has improved. I'm better at redirecting my attention. I've trained in Radical Aliveness an…

- Damon Runyon

I'm inspired by love, by the moments that we commit to something with all our heart - be it a person, a project, an animal, anything really. It's und…

- Damon Runyon

In my opinion turkey is the most over-rated critter for eating purposes in kingdom come but the most striking example we have of the power of propaga…

- Damon Runyon

You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year.

- Damon Runyon

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

- Damon Runyon