I'm writing a memoir. I'm four pages in. I start with my first memory, which is kicking my uncle in the balls. I was four.
I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time. - Michael Showalter
I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.
- Michael Showalter
I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories. - Michael Showalter
I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.
For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny q… - Michael Showalter
For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny q…
I think gay people deserve all the same rights as everybody else, it's just that marriage is specifically for a man and a woman. - Michael Showalter
I think gay people deserve all the same rights as everybody else, it's just that marriage is specifically for a man and a woman.
I calculated that if I wrote five pages a day, which seemed very doable, I would have an 1,800-page first draft when the deadline rolled around. Thou… - Michael Showalter
I calculated that if I wrote five pages a day, which seemed very doable, I would have an 1,800-page first draft when the deadline rolled around. Thou…
Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not. - Michael Showalter
Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.
I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world. - Michael Showalter
I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world.
In my perfect world order, it is cold all the time. Everyone wears sweaters and drinks coffee. People don't speak to each other; they read the newspa… - Michael Showalter
In my perfect world order, it is cold all the time. Everyone wears sweaters and drinks coffee. People don't speak to each other; they read the newspa…
I am very athletic, actually, and I'm good at most sports. But I was never a successful athlete, because I have a lot of trouble with authority. To b… - Michael Showalter
I am very athletic, actually, and I'm good at most sports. But I was never a successful athlete, because I have a lot of trouble with authority. To b…
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