I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day. - Alan Jay Lerner
Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
- Alan Jay Lerner
You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women. - Alan Jay Lerner
You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it. - Alan Jay Lerner
The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French. - Alan Jay Lerner
Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism. - Alan Jay Lerner
Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot. - Alan Jay Lerner
Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always giv… - Alan Jay Lerner
Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always giv…
Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria. - Alan Jay Lerner
Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Alan Jay Lerner
It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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