I'm much more into bad, trashy Belgian techno. I like that much more than rock bands. The whole idea of a rock band is so archaic.

- Luke Haines

The Auteurs have become Luke Haines. I ate their bodies, spat out the pips, and sucked up their souls.

- Luke Haines

This is a record I ended up having to make to get on to the next stage of my life. What I did was a desperate thing to do. I'm aware of the fact that…

- Luke Haines

I saw the 'Popstars' programme and to me it looked more like 'Opportunity Knocks' than the kind of cutting-edge postmoderism that The Guardian would …

- Luke Haines

When a man wants to have an alehouse meltdown, the worst thing you can do is stand in his way

- Luke Haines