I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.
Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people. - Laurie Notaro
Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people.
- Laurie Notaro
I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline. - Laurie Notaro
You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in the shimmy! Make him fear your shimmy… - Laurie Notaro
You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in the shimmy! Make him fear your shimmy…
I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale simply to discover … - Laurie Notaro
I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale simply to discover …
Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges … - Laurie Notaro
Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges …
If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally, and if something blocks your route, find another. Never give up. - Laurie Notaro
If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally, and if something blocks your route, find another. Never give up.
Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them. - Laurie Notaro
Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.
I've never really considered doing stand up, but I have done readings/spoken word things fairly often in which I'll just tell a bunch of stories and … - Laurie Notaro
I've never really considered doing stand up, but I have done readings/spoken word things fairly often in which I'll just tell a bunch of stories and …
Small towns are sometimes like that; familiarity runs high, while regard for personal space is low, if nonexistent. - Laurie Notaro
Small towns are sometimes like that; familiarity runs high, while regard for personal space is low, if nonexistent.
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