I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance

- Jon Stewart

It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo..…

- Jon Stewart

When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?

- Jon Stewart

Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.

- Jon Stewart

Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

- Jon Stewart

If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.

- Jon Stewart

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

- Jon Stewart

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

- Jon Stewart

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

- Jon Stewart