I'm not Jesus Christ but I can turn water into Kool-Aid.

- George Watsky

I don't believe in Hell, but I believe in my parents' couch.

- George Watsky

I can't tell if I'm a good person or I'm faking really well

- George Watsky

Only one girl has ever really wrapped my stomach into pretzels. She didn’t give me butterflies. She gave me pterodactyls I’m talking terrible intern…

- George Watsky

Because there are 7 billion 47 million people on the planet And I have the audacity to think I matter I know it's a lie but I prefer it to the alte…

- George Watsky

We’re every age at once and tucked inside ourselves like Russian nesting dolls. My mother is an 8 year old girl. My grandson is a 74 year old retiree…

- George Watsky

My heart is a colored pencil but my brain is an eraser

- George Watsky

There's 7 billion, 46 million people on the planet

- George Watsky

Imagine a future where we won't be living in the past. I'd be flipping birds like a chicken breast on a spatula.

- George Watsky