It's darker than a well diggers ass.

- Joe Teti

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

- Joe Teti

You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.

- Joe Teti

If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.

- Joe Teti

Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.

- Joe Teti

In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.

- Joe Teti

If you choose to get off the beaten path here, you'll find yourself in a situation where everything looks the same.

- Joe Teti

It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.

- Joe Teti

I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.

- Joe Teti