Truth is available to the ears that can hear it.

- Roseanne Barr

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.

- Roseanne Barr

Being nuts is its own reward.

- Roseanne Barr

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

- Roseanne Barr

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

- Roseanne Barr

Excuse the mess but we live here.

- Roseanne Barr

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

- Roseanne Barr

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

- Roseanne Barr

Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate thei…

- Roseanne Barr