Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back a few drinks and muster up the courage to board the plane. Apparently I'm not alone because I've never been in an empty airport bar. I don't care what time you get there. Even at 8:00 a.m. you have to fight your way to the bar. At that hour, everyone drinks Bloody Marys so no one can tell it's booze- at least until they fall off their chair.

Bob Newhart's Popular Quotes

I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.

- Bob Newhart

Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.

- Bob Newhart

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by som…

- Bob Newhart

The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.

- Bob Newhart

People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less …

- Bob Newhart

A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.

- Bob Newhart

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't …

- Bob Newhart

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

- Bob Newhart

Continuing to do stand-up is always a challenge because the audiences and the environments in which you work very often differ.

- Bob Newhart