Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied.

- Martin Short

No one is any one thing.

- Martin Short

If you have wonderful moments, don't second-guess them, just enjoy them.

- Martin Short

One of my great influences was Don Knotts as Barney Fife.

- Martin Short

I think loss can fuel how you lead your whole life.

- Martin Short

A musical is only as good as its director. The same can also be said for the CIA.

- Martin Short

The thing you can always rely on, your core person, comes from your family's attention and love.

- Martin Short

You try to figure out things to keep yourself interested. It's very easy to get lulled.

- Martin Short

I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about.

- Martin Short