When I'm doing stand-up, it's just me depending on me. I know how to go out there and make people laugh. I've been doing it since I was a teenager. I trust my instincts. I just go out and talk. A lot of the time I let the material come from the top of my head.
The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice. - Eddie Murphy
The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice.
- Eddie Murphy
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! - Eddie Murphy
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. - Eddie Murphy
Every bad decision I've made has been based on money.
The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my … - Eddie Murphy
The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my …
I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins. - Eddie Murphy
I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins.
I will blow your face clean off your face! - Eddie Murphy
I will blow your face clean off your face!
I spent my 30s fixing everything I broke in my 20s. - Eddie Murphy
I spent my 30s fixing everything I broke in my 20s.
Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten. - Eddie Murphy
Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.
You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad. - Eddie Murphy
You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad.
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