I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say Yeah it works but you're leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that. I'll just restart Apache every 10 requests.
When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards. - Rasmus Lerdorf
When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.
- Rasmus Lerdorf
I don't like programming. It's tedious. - Rasmus Lerdorf
I don't like programming. It's tedious.
I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems. - Rasmus Lerdorf
I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.
I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems. - Rasmus Lerdorf
I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.
There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming. - Rasmus Lerdorf
There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.
PHP is rarely the bottleneck. - Rasmus Lerdorf
PHP is rarely the bottleneck.
PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothb… - Rasmus Lerdorf
PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothb…
I don't know how to stop it, there was never any intent to write a programming language [...] I have absolutely no idea how to write a programming la… - Rasmus Lerdorf
I don't know how to stop it, there was never any intent to write a programming language [...] I have absolutely no idea how to write a programming la…
For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :) - Rasmus Lerdorf
For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)
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