I'm nearsighted in my right eye, have glaucoma in my left, and the nerves in my hands are on Medicare. Basically, I'm on the wrong end of a short sale.
In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth and then close his mouth … - Gary Mccord
In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth and then close his mouth …
- Gary Mccord
My interest in magic was kindled by Steve Martin, the comedian I'd gone to high school with. - Gary Mccord
My interest in magic was kindled by Steve Martin, the comedian I'd gone to high school with.
Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get. - Gary Mccord
Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.
Many years ago, in the throes of my struggles on the PGA Tour, I had difficulty even getting into pro-ams. I needed money, so I put together a 45-min… - Gary Mccord
Many years ago, in the throes of my struggles on the PGA Tour, I had difficulty even getting into pro-ams. I needed money, so I put together a 45-min…
Think of golf as chess. You have to think two or three moves ahead every time you hit the ball. Over every shot, you should be thinking, 'Where do I … - Gary Mccord
Think of golf as chess. You have to think two or three moves ahead every time you hit the ball. Over every shot, you should be thinking, 'Where do I …
I hate to repeat lines, to say the same damned thing. I try to rewrite cliches and make what I say sound fresh. - Gary Mccord
I hate to repeat lines, to say the same damned thing. I try to rewrite cliches and make what I say sound fresh.
He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it. - Gary Mccord
He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it.
If you are going to make a change, don't go halfway. Make it with conviction and stick with your new idea. Ignore the scoffers. Remember, it is a law… - Gary Mccord
If you are going to make a change, don't go halfway. Make it with conviction and stick with your new idea. Ignore the scoffers. Remember, it is a law…
He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win. - Gary Mccord
He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win.
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