I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.
I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis. - Redd Foxx
I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.
- Redd Foxx
The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent. - Redd Foxx
The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches. - Redd Foxx
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why. - Redd Foxx
I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.
Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?! - Redd Foxx
Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!
This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey! - Redd Foxx
This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. - Redd Foxx
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.
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