By engaging someone for five minutes, you can make them a lifelong fan.

- Billy Lawrence

Fans can't ruin shows. Only creators can.

- Billy Lawrence

It's a nightmare of editing. That's what I do all day.

- Billy Lawrence

I am done with the hour-long [true crime] shows: "She was a happy married wife. Everything was perfect. Until the trip to Aruba."

- Billy Lawrence

I'm done with the shows about "women got murdered by husband." My wife watches them constantly, but it makes me want to kill myself. They serve no pu…

- Billy Lawrence

Until I created my own shows, I had nothing but bad experiences on staffs.

- Billy Lawrence

One of the things I'm proud of is my ability to change directions if something's not working.

- Billy Lawrence

In a landscape where a 2.8 [demo rating] keeps you on the air, you can maintain that just by treating your fans with respect.

- Billy Lawrence

When you're on a staff, it's not your job to write what you think is funny. It's your job to write what the person who created the show thinks is fun…

- Billy Lawrence