When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.

- Cloris Leachman

I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.

- Cloris Leachman

Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. …

- Cloris Leachman

For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?

- Cloris Leachman

Everything is so sad and so wonderful.

- Cloris Leachman

I've been so relieved and so grateful to not have a god to believe in.

- Cloris Leachman

Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.

- Cloris Leachman

Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet.

- Cloris Leachman

I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.

- Cloris Leachman