I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. - Kin Hubbard
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
- Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. - Kin Hubbard
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. - Kin Hubbard
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weaknes… - Kin Hubbard
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weaknes…
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. - Kin Hubbard
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
A loafer always has the correct time. - Kin Hubbard
A loafer always has the correct time.
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