I think I'm optimistic, yeah, especially in real life, but I think it's funny to be pessimistic.

- Mike Judge

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpreti…

- Mike Judge

I'm sorry I can't get into Scooby Doo on any level.

- Mike Judge

It seems like there's a lot of people who just do not understand satire. They think it's weird. There's people who just don't understand you portray …

- Mike Judge

Yeah, sometimes it gets a little sappy for me, but I'm tired of hearing about dysfunctional families in sitcoms. That's been done to death, and that'…

- Mike Judge

When you work for other people you'll find ... that they do know what's best for them, and for the company. And you should listen to them and be resp…

- Mike Judge

There was a time when cell animation was poison, but after Family Guy now everyone wants it.

- Mike Judge

Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis.

- Mike Judge

I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.

- Mike Judge