I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.

- Jon Glaser

Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time.

- Jon Glaser

I’m sort of known in the comedy community as “Smooth Sailing,” just ’cause everything always goes great. I’ve always had success at every turn.

- Jon Glaser

"Smooth Sailing" and "Hall of Fame" are my top two nicknames. "Cool Guy." "Jolly Jon." "Fun Jon." There's a lot of derivatives of Jon. "Cool Jon." So…

- Jon Glaser

I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own beautiful buttholes.

- Jon Glaser

I really just think it's disgusting when people - to actually say that you want to be famous, it's just gross. There's nothing wrong with fame, but t…

- Jon Glaser

For me, it feels like my ideas are more specific to random thoughts or single ideas I might have, as opposed to being influenced by a general percept…

- Jon Glaser

It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing stand-up, it's in…

- Jon Glaser

If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.

- Jon Glaser