Failure is just success rounded down.

- Ryan North

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

- Ryan North

I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context of the …

- Ryan North

Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understandin…

- Ryan North

I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights and ripping this post from Jason verbatim, since it says everything I want to.

- Ryan North

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

- Ryan North

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

- Ryan North

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

- Ryan North

The secret to writing sound effects is having a room you can be alone in, trying to make the sounds yourself, and seeing what comes out. It's similar…

- Ryan North