The greatest puzzle in the world, young man, the greatest challenge a man can face, a solving the riddle of a women's heart.

- Steve Hamilton

Leon, no offense, but you don't exactly look like a hockey player." "I told 'em I was a goalie. That's where they put the guy who can't skate, right?…

- Steve Hamilton

Whoever's job it was to keep the room clean was clearly not an overachiever.

- Steve Hamilton

I didn't know that once you've proven yourself useful to the wrong people, you'll never be free again.

- Steve Hamilton

I'm the undisputed champion of keeping my mouth shut and just sitting there like a piece of furniture.

- Steve Hamilton

Once you freeze all the way through to your soul, you will never feel warm again.

- Steve Hamilton

Somewhere in the ocean, a shark was missing its cold eyes because this man had them.

- Steve Hamilton