I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.

- Broderick Crawford

I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.

- Broderick Crawford

I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.

- Broderick Crawford

I’ve made upwards of a million bucks in the cops and robbers business.

- Broderick Crawford

I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

- Broderick Crawford

When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.

- Broderick Crawford

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.

- Broderick Crawford

I was always the second heavy.

- Broderick Crawford

I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.

- Broderick Crawford