Imagine for a moment Napoleon I, to have borne the name of Jenkins, or Washington to have sustained the appellation of John Smith!
It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it. - Artemas Ward
It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it.
- Artemas Ward
I can't sing. As a singist I am not a success. I am saddest when I sing. So are those who hear me. They are sadder even than I am. - Artemas Ward
I can't sing. As a singist I am not a success. I am saddest when I sing. So are those who hear me. They are sadder even than I am.
I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels. - Artemas Ward
I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels.
The prevailin' weakness of most public men is to Slop Over!.... G. Washington never slopt over. - Artemas Ward
The prevailin' weakness of most public men is to Slop Over!.... G. Washington never slopt over.
The Puritans nobly fled from a land of despotism to a land of freedim, where they could not only enjoy their own religion, but could prevent everybod… - Artemas Ward
The Puritans nobly fled from a land of despotism to a land of freedim, where they could not only enjoy their own religion, but could prevent everybod…
We wish genius and morality where affectionate companions, but it is a fact that they are often bitter enemies. They don't necessarily coalesce any m… - Artemas Ward
We wish genius and morality where affectionate companions, but it is a fact that they are often bitter enemies. They don't necessarily coalesce any m…
Imagine for a moment Napoleon I, to have borne the name of Jenkins, or Washington to have sustained the appellation of John Smith! - Artemas Ward
Trouble will come soon enough, and when he does come receive him as pleasantly as possible. The more amiably you greet him, the sooner he will go awa… - Artemas Ward
Trouble will come soon enough, and when he does come receive him as pleasantly as possible. The more amiably you greet him, the sooner he will go awa…
One of the principal features of my entertainment is that it contains so many things that don't have anything to do with it. - Artemas Ward
One of the principal features of my entertainment is that it contains so many things that don't have anything to do with it.
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