Immoral (definition): Obsolete expression meaning "politically incorrect".

- Richard Summerbell

Erotica: the depiction of naked men. Depictions of naked women are far less innocent and are known as "pornography."

- Richard Summerbell

Journalism (definition): The art, or science, of representing life as a series of clichés.

- Richard Summerbell

Liaison usually involving two people and their dirty dishes.

- Richard Summerbell

All that is required of us, in our "new sexual ethic," is that we have sex in a way that favours us more than it favours our diseases.

- Richard Summerbell

It is not sufficient to have compassion only for those who are cute.

- Richard Summerbell

The faith that education would destroy intolerance is false. It may be partly true, but people find that intolerance is fun.

- Richard Summerbell