I was influenced by a lot of stand-up comedians... Eddie Murphy back when he was doing 'Raw.' I watched that so many times as a kid, I can probably s…

- Ray William Johnson

Human beings don't want to just enjoy something by themselves. They want to share that emotion - they want everyone around them to enjoy it like they…

- Ray William Johnson

Immortality is overrated, living for an eternity would get really old.

- Ray William Johnson

What really shocks me, what I can honestly sit back and ponder for hours in a lot of cases is just, 'Why would you film yourself doing that? Who put …

- Ray William Johnson

If you hear an old parable and you don't believe it, it's mythology. If you hear an old parable and you believe it, it's religion.

- Ray William Johnson

At the end of the day, a television, a computer, or a smart phone is just a device through which one can access content. The content itself is what m…

- Ray William Johnson

Never angrily rant into your web cam. While smashing a keyboard in half over a game of 'World of Warcraft' may seem totally justified in your head, t…

- Ray William Johnson

I not only hope that YouTube channels compete with television shows for viewers and revenue, I hope they develop a bitter rivalry which could only be…

- Ray William Johnson

Be yourself, build meaningful relationships, follow your dreams.

- Ray William Johnson